Jokes-swimming

This is about my life saving course,some funny things to share.

1.My friend when saving the guy(practice) told him to relax. Then that joker really relax and drowned.

2.Correct:sir, can you give me your leg furthest away wall.
He said: sir, can you give me your leg furthest away from the floor.

3.A pole rescue is only possible when the victim is 1-2m away.Coach ask what if victim is too far away? Reply: Use javeline.

4.When I was taking my test and have to play victim, I knocked on to someone and then started to shout help.LOL!

5.When I was supposed to say what happened to you sir, I said what's your problem sir.

6. My coach told us every mistake we make have to do 10 push-ups. So I competed with my friend to see who can don't do push-ups. when I jumped in I performed a wrong kind of jump then 1 mistake straight.

7. When I was doing the rope rescue and my partner grabbed hold of the rope, I was pulled down.

8. Another time coach also say every mistake have to do 10 push-ups. But my friend sway... he play with the pole than accidentally hit my coach.Down 20. LOL

9.When practising board throwing, I threw too hard and hit my partner in his face.

10. What my stupid friends did: They told me to tell another friend that they didn't come. Then they went into hiding. When the guy came, he saw their bags.LOL!

songs

The Fray - How to Save a Life

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

How to save a life
How to save a life

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

How to save a life